And finally, we arrive at the point of my blog. The moment you’ve all been waiting for (unless you just wanted to read about my summer, in which case… sorry…). It’s taken me three months of fraught planning, and the occasional sleepless night… But I’m here.
BOLOGNA.
It’s amazing, and terrifying in equal measure, so lets get on with the pictures, while I collect my thoughts.
This is (I think) one of the first surgical schools in the world, where some of the first surgeries were performed. I didn’t have time to get Paddington, as this was part of my tour with other Erasmus students, but he was there. All of the statues and all the carvings are made out of wood. (Just googled it – it’s the anatomical theatre of the Archiginnasio, dating from 1637 [thank you, Wikipedia]).
The next is a fantastic wall, that I want to come back to when I have more time, but for now…
I found Richard Burton’s head on a wall…. (second photo not mine)
And Brian Blessed… (again, I think it’s fairly obvious I don’t go round taking photos of Brian Blessed laughing… or do I…)
Think these two are Mars and Athena (unfortunately couldn’t find any resemblance to celebrities – suggestions welcome).
Here ‘The Smurfs’ are called ‘I Puffi’, which I love. Want to go back an get a proper photo with Paddington.
Went to see this with my housemate Giulia the other night. Loved the first half, didn’t like the second. My advice, as soon as the colours get bleaker, leave. the film won’t get any happier. Still loved it, and probably going to get the DVD when it comes out… I mean, it’s Audrey Tautou and Roman Duris…
These are the famous Due Torre (or Two Towers – unfortunate names nowadays, but these are the originals – they’re almost 900 years old!) they both lean, but Garisenda (the closer one) leans 3.2 metres off vertical. In England I’m pretty sure we’d have health and safety precautions, but this is Italy. I think everyone is on some kind of weed, because they are all so bloody chilled. The towers are also useful, because it you get lost, just look up and wander until you see a tower – it’s better than any map! (If you don’t walk into anyone.)
This is all part of Piazza Maggiore, the centre of Bologna. This bit has been turned into bars (Italian bars, not English bars. Italian bars are coffee shops, essentially) and tabaccherie (sort of newsagents that don’t sell newspapers. They have everything else you’d expect from newsagents and a few things besides – you buy bus tickets from them! You buy newspapers from stalls in the street.)
This is the Basilica di San Petronio. It’s the fifteenth largest church in the world. I haven’t been in yet, as the weather hasn’t been cold enough for me to go around with legs covered, but come October I’m sure it will have a post of its own. It is also in Piazza Maggiore, and the large area infront of it is the true Piazza. It’s my favourite place to meet people, as it’s in the centre, and everyone knows where it is.
This is another part of Piazza Maggiore. I think this is the town hall, or the Italian equivalent. The statue, unless I’m mistaken, is of the Pope. (Which Pope? God knows.)
This the Fontana del Nettuno (which is technically in Piazza Nettuno, but it’s adjacent to Piazza Maggiore). Nettuno previously had a larger *ahem* manhood, but the Pope disapproved (apparently the Papal system has changed a bit, I’m sure most of the Vatican nowadays wouldn’t be so disapproving… Mind, Neptune might be a bit too old…) and had it reduced.
However, if you stand on this square behind Neptune….
You get a rather interesting view… (You may have to zoom in and stare at Neptune’s crotch…)
Still can’t see it?
And here we have the final proof that I am absolutely not mature enough to move to another country, because I just don’t know when to stop.
Seriously though, it isn’t actually Neptune’s *ahem* manhood, (and why I’ve got so shy about writing *whispers* penis now, I don’t know). But anyway, it’s not. It’s his hand. But of course, as it’s Italy, they know the exact square you have to stand on in order to see a penis.
Moving swiftly on…
This is Piazza Nettuno from a distance.
On Saturdays, the main shopping streets are closed to cars, so everyone can just walk around freely. Not that everyone doesn’t anyway, honestly, how there are any pedestrians left in Italy, I don’t know…
This is a statue of a man pointing that I found on my walk home. That’s it really. Don’t have a clue who he is…
What’s that, you ask? Is that Paddington sat on a condom dispenser? Why yes. Yes it is. Because they have these in the streets. Condom dispensers. Dispensers of condoms. In. The. Street. Maybe it’s just because I’m from a small city, but this struck me as quite novel. I am, however, very pleased that the Bolognese are such fervent advocates of safe sex. (My housemate says that they don’t work. There was a very Italian shrug attached to this statement. Whether she means that no one uses them, that the machines have technical problems, or the condoms themselves are faulty, I didn’t ask…
This is the view from my bedroom window.
The view from my balcony.
A Bolognese sunset…
Il Santuario della Madonna di San Luca, which I can see from my bedroom window and balcony. (Sorry for the bad quality.)
I made my first coffee with the house’s new Moka pot…
Four postcards and two sides of a letter later, no wonder I had hand ache!
Joking aside, it’s tough being this far away from home sometimes. To use an old cliche, it’s a sort of roller coaster ride of emotions. One day I can be having the best time of my life, and never wanting to leave Bologna, the next all I want to do is go home. Caledonia by Dougie Maclean (which is a fantastic song, for anyone who hasn’t heard it) can reduce me to tears in seconds now. But overall I’m happy, and my friends and housemates are playing a huge part in that. For anyone else on a year abroad, let me recommend that the days you feel homesick are the days you should try to do as much as possible.
However, for every bad day there’s two good days, where I just can’t believe how lucky I am to be studying in this amazing city. I’m having the time of my life, and every day I feel more and more at home.
Ciao for now, ragazzi!
(Because it wouldn’t be a true blog without at least one awful selfie.)